Mothers of Boys

As a mother of 2 boys, I found this hilarious!!

Infomercial for becoming a mother of boys
"Have you ever wanted to have an increased knowledge of every single Pokemon on the planet? Do you lie awake at night worrying that you don't know enough about the latest space/robot/alien computer game? Are you sick of your home being spotlessly clean all the time? Well, have I got the product for you!Introducing the new and improved BOY!

Guaranteed to drive you crazy in every way possible. A workout program in and of itself, BOY will test your heart rate through arguing, unexplained behaviour, failure to check in at appropriate times, and death defying feats.

Sick of the annoying quiet? Worry no more! With BOY you can enjoy the continual buzz of conversation, and the best part is- you don't even need to participate most of the time! BOY is happy to go on and on until food is introduced- no participation necessary!

Some models have sold for thousands of dollars. Through this permanent offer, you can get your BOY now for just a measly lifetime commitment, hospital costs, and giving away of your heart! 'Surely', you say,'there must be some catch!', but there's no catch!

BOY is both very durable and breakable all at the same time. He'll test the limits of his physical existence (and your sanity), and yet he'll still need you there to hold him and keep him together.

BOY is gauranteed to do all of the above and MORE! If you're not completely satisfied with your BOY, get a straw, suck it up and move on- there's no return policy. Trust me- we've spoken to the hospitals and they've agreed.

Operators are standing by- order yours today!"